Washington Redskins Defeat the Dallas Cowboys(girls)!

The Washington Redskins thumped the Dallas Cowgirls at home 26-24 on Sunday propelling Washington into a second place tie with Dallas in the NFL East Division. Redskins QB, Jason Campbell, continued to shine under new head coach Jim Zorn. The Redskins' defense was stellar too. One play after another, the Redskins stymied the over-hyped Cowgirls’ offense forcing QB Tony Romo to make inaccurate passes under pressure.

Cowgirls owner Jerry Jones twisted his face in disgust at the lost to his hated rival AT HOME! The game turns out to be the last game the Redskins will play at Texas Stadium before the Cowgirls move to their new stadium next year. Hey, you suck!

It got better after the game. Terrell Owens (TO) went nuts in the postgame press conference complaining that he wasn’t given the ball enough to make big plays. What an idiot! Romo threw 18 passes to TO completing only 7. Washington’s defense was on its A-Game and TO was marginalized. See you November 16 in Washington you cry baby! Hey TO, you suck!

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Did McCain Curse During the Debate?

So McCain decided to show up for the first presidential debate. Surprise, surprise. The geriatric drama queen swooped into Oxford, Mississippi sporting a tattered cape and a disposition that would make the Grinch proud. Showing no shame for causing the breakdown of a bipartisan Wall Street bailout deal, McCain flaunted his grumpy old man persona throughout the entire debate. Most notably, he never looked at Obama during the debate. And while McCain never overtly lost his cool as we’d hoped, some pundits are citing evidence that he cursed at Obama under his breath. Debate audio seems to indicate that McCain mumbled “horsesh*t” twice while Obama spoke. The video is making the rounds on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1rZBmk0DYU&feature=related and the blogosphere. Listen and judge for yourself.

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